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<princess> Hey, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?
<@polite> Yes, princess, it is
<@polite> In fact, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que", which is Algonquin for "the good land"
<@polite> I think one of the most interesting aspects about milwaukee is the fact that it's the only American city to elect three socialist mayors
<princess> does this guy know how to party or what?
<@nrr> Yes.
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<@polite> Happy Birthday, Stupid Asshole -> Traditional Chinese, Simplified, German, English, French, Chinese, English, Arabic:
<@polite> All good related to the birth of stupid money.
<@nrr> Ahaha, what.
<@polite> translating it all those times
<princess> but that won't fit on the cake =(
<@polite> it came out like that
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<maek> sig hei
<polite> NEUNUNDNEUNZIG LUFT BALLONS
<maek> Zug
<~wahrheit> Sieg heil
<maek> stop being a Zug
<maek> all of you
<polite> Why can nobody ever spell Sieg Heil?
<maek> because none of us take gerk
<maek> *rimshot*
<polite> I don't take French but I'm not stupid enough to spell "violà" as vwahluh
<&Tensei-san> haha
<~wahrheit> lol
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<polite> that's gone buddy
<polite> I've been criticized before for making spelling reforms, but i"m not sure why, nobody yells at anyone who has a model train set
<~wahrheit> why the fuck would you be criticized for it
<polite> because people just think it's stupid
<princess> I found some guy praising it
<polite> but why a tiny train? how stupid! YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY HAUL REAL FREIGHT ON THAT!
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<Gekz> I'm not here for mindless sex.
<polite> well, I am
<polite> so take it like a man
<&Gibbo> If I wanted mind-sex, Id go to the library
Dec 11 @ 10:30